** Checks and balances

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** Checks and balances

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Dec 06, 2015 2:08 am

A man walked into a bank and told the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account!"

The teller replied, "I beg your pardon! What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now!"

"Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window, went to the bank manager, and explained her situation.

They both returned to the foyer, where the manager asked the man, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem!" the man said. "I just won 50 million in the lottery, and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see, sir," replied the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

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