Mixed messages

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Mixed messages

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:47 pm

An older couple had just learned how to text on their mobile phones. The wife was an incorrigible romantic, while the husband was more of a no-nonsense kind of fellow.

One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

While they waited to be served, she decided to send her husband a romantic text message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams; if laughing, your smile; if eating, a bite; if drinking, a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you".
Her husband texted back:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise".

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