The flight of the condom

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The flight of the condom

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:47 pm

A man and his girlfriend are having sex. After they have finished, the girl picks up the box of condoms and notices that of the 24-pack, only five are still left.

"What happened to all the other condoms?" she asks. "We only bought these a week ago!"

"Nothing much", replies her boyfriend. "I just jerked off into them".

"Really?" asks the girl.

"Really!" comes the reply.

A couple of days later, the girl is describing her conversation to her brother.

"Do you ever do that?" she asks.

"Oh sure, all the time".

"Really? You jerk off into condoms?"

"No, of course not! I thought you meant 'lie to my girlfriend' ".

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