U.S. Internal Revenue Service

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Post by Quail » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:12 pm

Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the
overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You
can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw driver(article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screw drivers is enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer
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