Age and experience

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Age and experience

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:45 am

Dorothy and Edna, two New York widows of advanced years, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, so I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 p.m., dressed like a real gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there? A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all! Then he takes me out for dinner: a marvelous meal with lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we come back to my apartment, and he turns into an ANIMAL! Completely crazy! He tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you're telling me I shouldn't go?"

Edna: "No no no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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