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Something to chew on

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:40 am

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony their new boss tells them, "You're all part of our team now. You'll earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen and have whatever you feel like, whenever you feel like it. So please don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise.

Four weeks later their boss returns from an overseas business trip and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:

"Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

One of them hesitantly raises his hand. At once their leader yells, "You FOOL! — For four weeks we've been eating project managers, team leaders and programme managers, and no-one noticed a thing! But now YOU have to go and eat the CLEANER!!"

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