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Adam began

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:12 am
by Bobinwales
God summoned Adam. "My son, I am going to teach you how to kiss Eve".
"Lord, what is a 'kiss'?" So God taught Adam how to kiss. then ordered him to kiss Eve.
The following day God summoned Adam again. "My son, I'm going to teach you how to caress Eve."
"Lord, what is a 'caress'?" So God taught Adam how to caress, then ordered him to kiss and caress Eve.
On the third day God summoned Adam again. "My son, I'm going to teach you how to make love to Eve."
"Lord, what is 'make love'?" So God taught Adam how to make love, then ordered him to kiss and caress Eve, and then make love to her.
Ten minutes later Adam came back and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?".