Are we there yet?

[Erik_Kowal]

Mum: We've got a long road trip ahead of us.
Me: Where are we going?
Mum: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Me: Why have we stopped?
Mum: We've arrived.

[Bobinwales]

Then we went into a restaurant and asked the waitress how to pronounce the name of where we were.
She said, "Burrrgerr Kiingg".

[Dunkeld]

Mum: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Once I have been there.
Reminds me of this long German word: Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

Or even longer: Donau­dampfschifffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft

[Bobinwales]

Welcome Dunkeld, or can I call you Paul? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch translates as, "The Church of St Mary's in the hollow of the white hazel near to the fierce whirlpool of St Tysilio of the red cave".
And your examples mean?
I have not been to Germany since 1972, I stayed in Oberursel, visited Frankfurt of course and spent a day in Leonberg near Stuttgart, where I met the parents of a young lady who had spent a year in Wales... I am sure you understand!

[Dunkeld]

I have not been to Germany since 1972, I stayed in Oberursel, visited Frankfurt of course and spent a day in Leonberg near Stuttgart, where I met the parents of a young lady who had spent a year in Wales... I am sure you understand!

Yes, I do understand!

And yes, you can call me Paul.

About Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän:

It could be translated as: "Captain of the Danube Steam Shipping Company."
But maybe such a company and such a title never existed - maybe the word was just made up.