The dentist

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The dentist

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:44 pm

A woman with a nasty toothache visits her dental practice. After showing her the X-ray pictures, the dentist says, “I'm afraid I'm going to have to extract that tooth.”

The woman is horrified. “What! I'd rather have a baby!”

“Please make your mind up,” says the dentist, “I'll need to adjust the chair.”
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