The best-laid plans

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The best-laid plans

Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:39 am

A rich young man went to his doctor and told him he'd like to murder his wife in the most legal way possible.

The doctor said, "Well, have sex with her twenty times a day. This will exhaust her so much that she'll naturally expire in a couple of months".

The man went away to plot.

Two months later the doctor visited his patient at home. He found him, wizened and shaky, sitting in a wheelchair with a rug over his knees.

As the doctor stared, the man's wife bounded into the room wielding a tennis racket. "Anyone for tennis?" she trilled brightly, then left.

The man smiled wickedly. "She doesn't realise it, but she only has a week to live!"

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