In the pub

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In the pub

Post by Bobinwales » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:25 am

A bloke in the pub said that he had asked a librarian for the name of an author who wrote books about dinosaurs. She told him to try Sarah Topps.
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Post by Shelley » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:52 pm

Good one, Bobinwales. I want to come up with some others, but this may be the only one!
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Post by trolley » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:29 pm

"Outdoor Decor" by Paddy O'Lantern...
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:22 pm

"Heart failure self-help" by Angie O'Plasty.
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Post by Shelley » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:31 am

Very funny, guys. But I meant DINOSAUR ones. "Try Sarah Topps" may be the only DINOSAUR one.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:41 am

Shelley, here's a list of dinosaur genera from which you can try to derive a pun or two:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dinosaur_genera
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Post by trolley » Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:31 pm

"The Evolution of Flight" by Terry Dacktill
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Post by Shelley » Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:05 pm

"Flora of the Moors: A Vegetarian's Guide," by the Bronte Soeurs
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Post by tony h » Sat Mar 30, 2019 5:24 pm

Erik_Kowal wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:41 am
Shelley, here's a list of dinosaur genera from which you can try to derive a pun or two:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dinosaur_genera
Ok, I'll have a go.
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