The pub again

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The pub again

Post by Bobinwales » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:07 pm

A bloke in the pub told me that he was feeling very worried about all the stuff going on around his life. His job, his finances, climate change, what is happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, Europe, the Middle East, May, Trump, Brexit, Brexit and then there is Brexit.

But on his way home he saw a sign that that said: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 01800 555378, so out of desperation, he did just that.

A Mexican bloke with a leaf blower turned up.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:00 pm

I called the same number just a few days ago.

Jesus is a real virtuoso with that leaf-blower.
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Post by Phil White » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:45 pm

Erik_Kowal wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:00 pm
I called the same number just a few days ago.

Jesus is a real virtuoso with that leaf-blower.
Was that Jesus as in "ee-sho" or Jesus as in "hay-soos"? One does like to be correct about these things.
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Re: The pub again

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:34 pm

You could get a clue from the fact that he's Mexican rather than Judean.
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