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Beauty is in the ear of the beloved

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:22 am
by Erik_Kowal
An elderly couple was driving across the country.

While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.

“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.

The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”

The woman turned to her husband again. “What did he say?”

The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”

The woman handed the officer her license.

“I see you're from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever had the misfortune to be paired up with!”

The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”

“He said he knows you!"