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Bill me later

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:39 am
by Erik_Kowal
A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill.

"Hey, where’ve you been? Haven’t seen you around for a while!"

The twenty replied, "I’ve been hanging out in one of the casinos in Vegas, then lately I went on a cruise to the Bahamas and did the rounds of the ship. Now I've been back in the States for a while... I've been to a couple of baseball games, one or two shows... Then all round the mall... That kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one-dollar bill said, "Eh... You know... Same ol' same ol'... Church, church, church!"