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Defensible driving?

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:21 am
by Erik_Kowal
A young man had just parked his car in his office building's garage when he noticed a friend pulling in.

As he approached the car of his friend, he noticed that its windshield was cracked and its bumper was covered with blood, leaves and twigs.

Concerned, he asked, "What happened?"

"I was in an accident. I ran over an attorney", replied his friend.

"Well, that explains the broken windshield and the blood on the grille, but what's up with the twigs and leaves?"

"I had to chase him all through the park!"