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Fooling the Old Man

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:57 am
by Wizard of Oz
The Tricky Wife

A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money.

The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.”

“Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?”

“How about shopping?” she asked.

“No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.”

“Will you spend it on your hair?” the lady asked. Annoyed, the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter.

“In that case” the lady said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”

“Why?” The beggar asked.

“Well,” the lady said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”