Piano - from the Goons

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Piano - from the Goons

Post by tony h » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:30 pm

From 1958

Eccles: the piano has gone
Seagoon : How did you notice?
Eccles : I was asleep in it
Seagoon : what key ?
Eccles : It was in A flat!
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Re: Piano - from the Goons

Post by Bobinwales » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:55 am

Dai, gazing into his pint at the Colliers Arms, “Did you hear that Ianto had been hit by a piano?”

“No! What happened?”

“He was coming home from work in the pit and the piano came out of the upstairs window of the Rugby Club. He had a lovely send-off mind. The male voice choir sang at his funeral, everything was a flat miner.”
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Re: Piano - from the Goons

Post by Tony Farg » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:48 pm

speaking of musical jokes, ther are a number which are recirculated and you can substitute Drummer, Viola player or Brass player depending which you are not. Some, however, are specific, like the first:
1) How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

2) Viola player goes into pub, says "ohmygod I've left the car unlocked" and rushes out.
Sure enough, someone has dumped another viola in it.

3)...?
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Re: Piano - from the Goons

Post by Phil White » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:52 pm

What's the difference between a chainsaw and a viola?
If you absolutely had to, you could use a chainsaw in a string quartet.
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