The bare truth

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The bare truth

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:05 pm

A woman met a man in a bar. They talked; they connected; they ended up leaving together. They returned to his place, and as he showed her around his apartment, she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was completely filled with furry teddy bears. There were three shelves in the room, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly bears carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to so lovingly arrange these creatures, and she was struck by the amount of thought that he had clearly invested in his organization of the display. There were small, carefully-posed bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and a parade of truly gigantic bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it unusual that a guy who was otherwise so obviously masculine should have such a large collection of teddy bears; though she decided not to risk embarrassing him by mentioning it, she was privately impressed by this representation of the man's vulnerable side.

They shared a bottle of wine and continued to converse. After a while, the woman suddenly found herself thinking, "Oh my God! This fellow could even be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children!"

She turned towards him and kissed him lightly on the lips. He responded with warmth.

They continued to kiss. Their passion built up to an almost unbearable level, and finally he lifted her romantically up in his arms and carried her into his bedroom. There, they ripped off each other's clothes and made hot, steamy love. She was so overwhelmed by their shared sense of urgency that she responded to her lover with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she had ever felt before.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this most sensitive of men, the woman lay alongside him in the afterglow. She rolled over, gently caressed his chest and coyly asked, "Well, how was it?"

Stroking her cheek, her man gently smiled at her, looked deep into her eyes, and replied: "Please help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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