Hillbilly reflections

[Bobinwales]

After a lifetime in the remote mountain wilderness of Western Virginia, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

He was astonished at many things he saw, but in one of the Bristol stores he picked up a mirror and looked into it. He had never seen one before, and when he saw the image staring back at him, he shouted, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the $3 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, hadn't got on with his father. So he decided to hang it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn, so one day after her husband had left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

She looked into the glass, and exploded, "So that's the ugly bitch he's bin runnin' around with!