An Italian confession

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An Italian confession

Post by Quail » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:59 pm

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts
of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
the man said, "Father. During World War II, a beautiful
woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from
the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my
son! And you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with
sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in
great danger. However, two people under those
circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are
truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my
mind. But I do have one more question ..."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

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