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Female/Male prayer

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:53 pm
by Quail
FEMALE PRAYER:

I pray before I fall asleep
To find a man who's not a creep,
A man who's handsome, smart and strong,
A man who knows to listen long,
A man who thinks before he speaks,
And who will call, not wait for weeks;
A man who's gainfully employed,
Who, when I spend, won't be annoyed;
Who'll set my chair and grab the door,
And rub my feet, and then some more.
Send me a man who loves my mind,
Who's kind regarding my behind:
A man who'll love me till the end
And always be my bosom friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store and also has a bass boat.

Amen.