Groaners

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Groaners

Post by Quail » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:55 pm

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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