Two Nuns

[tony_beckman]

Two nuns were returning to their convent on a path through the woods. The first nun said, "Sister, have you noticed that that man is following us?
"Yes," said the second.
"What do you think he wants?"
It's obvious he wants to rape us. Perhaps we'd better start running!"
And run they did, but the man still gained.
"We'd better split up." said the first. "Then he can't rape both of us.!
So they did. The first nun made it to the convent, and eagerly watched for the second. She soon appeared.
"What happened? What happened? said the first excitedly.
"Well, he finally caught up to me."
"What happened? What happened? said the first excitedly.
"He told me to lift up my skirt."
"What next? What next?"
"I told him if he would drop his pants, I would lift up my skirt."
"And then?"
"He dropped his pants, and I lifted my skirt."
"And then?"
"Any fool should know that a nun with her skirt up can outrun a man with his pants down!"
(And if you thought this would be a dirty joke, say three Hail Mary's.)