** Tide

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** Tide

Post by Quail » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:20 am

A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car accident, he had lost both his arms and legs.

During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman who came to said: "Have you ever been fucked?" The fellow said "No."

She said: "Well, you will be when the tide comes in!"

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