Hunters

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Hunters

Post by Quail » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:27 am

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.

Climbing out of the wreck one hunter asked the other, "Any idea where we are?"

"Yeah, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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