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Post by Quail » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:00 pm

Sorry, I couldn't resist....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to
take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a
tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to
consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000; and he
wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a
loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Come on now, you grinned(groaned?), I know you did!!!
Have a great day.

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