Vital signs

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Vital signs

Post by Quail » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:27 pm

There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking.

One old man asked the other, "How is your wife?"

The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"

The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she is dead?"

The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up."
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