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Post by Quail » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:20 pm

A man comes home from work and discovers his girlfriend in their bedroom, packing a suitcase.

"What're you doing?" he askes in alarm.

"I'm leaving you!" she replies.

"But why?" he says.

"I've heard that you're a pedophile!"

He cocks his head and says in a reproachful and condescending tone, "My but isn't THAT an awfully big word for a ten year old?"
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