** Priorities

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** Priorities

Post by Quail » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:17 am

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the first lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree, but insisted that he had just actually seen a naked blonde woman floating face up...headed toward their island.

The other lawyer laughed, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered that she was alive. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. That's a long time. What'd do you think...should we screw her?"

The other lawyer looked at him with a puzzled look and asked, "Out of what?"
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