Anatomy of a protest

[Erik_Kowal]

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy, who liked to tell risqué anecdotes during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

However, the professor got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, and he bided his time. Halfway through the lecture, he began: “They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in Paris.”

Exchanging disgusted looks with each other, the girls rose from their seats and started for the door.

“Young ladies,” said the professor, arching his eyebrow in their direction, “the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.”