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Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:00 am

An elderly couple was driving across the country. The woman was behind the wheel when a highway patrolman pulled her over.

The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

After the woman had fished it out and handed it over, the patrolman remarked, "I see you’re from Arkansas. I spent some time there once… In fact, while I was there I went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The old woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled in her ear, "He thinks he knows you!"
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