The pride of a parent

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The pride of a parent

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:20 am

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the rear seat of the car. Her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

"Be still, my heart!" thought the doctor, observing her daughter in the rear-view mirror. "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument. "Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order?"
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