A flesh start

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A flesh start

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:17 am

A circus advertised for a new lion tamer. There were two applicants, a young woman and an older man.

The circus owner decided to test their skills with the lion straightaway, so he first asked the woman to show him what she could do.

She entered the cage and stripped down to her scanty bikini. Immediately the lion approached her, purring so loudly that the ground around it shook, and began to nuzzle her bare thighs.

The astonished circus owner said to the man, "Can you do that?"

"You're damned right I can!" said the old man. "But before I even start, let's get that bloody lion out of there!"
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