Democratic values

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Democratic values

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:36 am

Two opposing county chairmen were sharing a rare moment together.

The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizeable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'"

His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic.'”
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