Goldfish

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Goldfish

Post by Bobinwales » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:04 pm

My friend bought two goldfish, so to make conversation I asked if he had given them names. He told me that they were called ‘One’ and ‘Two’. I told him that thee was no imagination in that, and he ought to be ashamed of himself.

He was very annoyed at that and shouted, “IF ONE DIES I’VE STILL GOT TWO”
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Bob in Wales

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