Cats and dogs

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Cats and dogs

Post by haro » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:32 pm

While talking about quantum leaps, Che (a.k.a. spiritus) mentioned the cat that owns him, as he put it. That reminded me of the following comparison:

A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!"

A cat thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!"
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