Noddy and Big Ears

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Noddy and Big Ears

Post by Bobinwales » Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:17 pm

Noddy and his friend Big Ears were working at their seasonal job at a boating lake. Big Ears would launch the boats that the users would use, and Noddy would beach them after the user's time was up. One day Noddy said to Big Ears, “I’m bored. Let's swap jobs today. I'll do the launching; you do the beaching”. Noddy soon proved he was just as good at launching as beaching, but Big Ears proved to be a disaster at beaching the boats. Some of the boats and even the users were upside down, sideways, every which way. Of course, Noddy never let him do it again, because he had learned the lesson the hard way, that Big Ears can't beach users.
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Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales

Re: Noddy and Big Ears

Post by trolley » Mon Dec 27, 2021 12:24 am

...but if wishes were horses...
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