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"However, while we are on this topic, it seems appropriate to note that the colloquial descriptor for our Fearless Leader, Dubya ..."
I thought we were ruled from Europe now, Erik - or are you one of those Agency translators?

Dateline Washington, July 16, 2007: Unnamed Sources Overwhelmingly Reject Potty Training Plan to Stem Leaks
Isn't Dolores Umbridge the source?

Amend to that.

I thought they'd swallow anything.

"What the Persons Say", "Persons Who Need Persons" and "Little Purple Persons Eater" just wouldn't have the same ring to them.

James' skill with French Polish is legendary.

It'll probably take over the parts NOT spurned by purple loosestrife, kudzu, tree of heaven and mile-a-minute vine too, Jim.
Actually, I've met mile-a-minute vine. It's not threatened.

Mrs Malaprop was aptly named when you think about it. Then there were Gummo, Zeppo ...

Will drivers under 21 have to stick with gasoline? (Sorry, petrol.) Bioethanol from sugar, and biodiesel from oilseed rape and a wonder-plant which "will grow where no other useful plant will", Jatropha curcas, may be a better proposition, but as usual the altruism in the schemes needs careful scrut...

Wicked sign-writers! The Grammar Police are obviously out to arraign person or people unknown.
Though I agree it's good to be a people person.

It will soon be non-PC to omit the l33t versions from public notices. How that will work in Urdu, ICI.

Sounds like a Dirty Tricks campaign from Culvert Ops.

The solution is clear.

There's a statement in Psalm 85:10 about punitive judgment and mercy "kissing" - we do often see them as being mutually contradictory, never meeting. There is an interesting article developing this further at http://www.ninetyandnine.com/Archives/20020603/cover.htm . I've been gradually convinced th...

You can't have your baanaanaas and eat them.