Wordwizard

Stay well everyone.
It isn't easy staying at home, relying on people to run messages, but it is essential if you are that sort of age like my wife and I.

So did I, Phil, so did I.
I raised a glass to St Piran on the 5th March as well.

Just in case anyone gets confused reading this in the future:
Storey - UK English
Story - American English.

In the UK "story" only means a tale.

I am sorry that I haven't replied earlier, I have been away.
Thank you for remembering, and Phil, Gobeithio eich llyswennod yn ddiwrnod da hefyd.
In answer to your question Paul. I wear both, I made this ceramic brooch myself.

That looks like a perfectly good term to me.

Whatever it is, it has nothing to do with me!

You will find that Americans pass gas whilst British people break wind.

I m with Phil. I have never heard anything to do with cheap suits.
Something can be all over you like a rash I grant you, but never a suit.

There was an old woman from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough.
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But sadly, she didn’t pull through.

God summoned Adam. "My son, I am going to teach you how to kiss Eve". "Lord, what is a 'kiss'?" So God taught Adam how to kiss. then ordered him to kiss Eve. The following day God summoned Adam again. "My son, I'm going to teach you how to caress Eve." "Lord, what is a 'caress'?" So God taught Adam ...

In the UK pigs in blankets are small sausages wrapped in bacon.
This is a link to Wikipedia which explains the term well.

I think I can safely say that I do not pose any threats!

The Sibyls were oracular women believed to possess prophetic powers in ancient Greece. The earliest Sibyls, who admittedly are known only through legend, prophesied at certain holy sites under the divine influence of a deity, the first being at Delphi. The Sibyl held her rites when people came to co...

I wouldn't say that it is an idiom, but that is no reason to stop using it. It is quite clever.

There was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they told him so
He said "Yes I Know!
But I try to get as many words into the very last line as I can."